Bikini Bottoman Empire

As you may know, some us us (Wilfri and I) are sick and tired of nowaday's world configuration.
So we have decided to establish our own nation.

THE HOLY BIKINI BOTTOMAN EMPIRE
Official Name:
Commonwealth of the "Free Republic" of Bikini Bottom under the patronage of their imperial majesties Führers Heinrich and Alfred of New New Spain.
Motto: "I can't believe it's not Sparta!"
Capital City: Imperial District of Squidwardopolis.
Official Currency: Malevolent
Primary Exportation: Coconut Pornography, Pain
Primary Importation: Absinthe, chocolate, beligerance
Official Language: Heroic, body language, histrionic neologisms.
Population: 50% Hominids (1 vampire, 1 "non-being" undetermined humanoid species)
50% Sea invertebrates.
Gentilitium: Biking, Bikinian
Government: Tyrannical
Opposition: None who live to tell the tale...
Political Affiliations: The Royal Order of the Coconut
United Fascism Worldwide
Foundation: January 1st 2012.
Independence form New New Spain: January 2nd 2012.
Official Religion: Wilfridism, The Sergium non-conformist Church.
Historical Facts:
. January 1st, 2012: The Holy Bikini Bottoman empire is founded.
. January 27th, 2012: After a strong and polemic debate, Chichen Itza's award is removed, and the historical architecture of Squidwardopolis' downtown is declared "New Wonder of the Modern World", dating back to January 1st, 2012.
. February 3rd, 2012: The United Nations officially declare the Bottoman Empire a suitable candidate for membership. The Empire refuses.
. March 12th, 2012: Bikini Bottom decides 12 months a year are insufficient to describe it's glory, so they establish a 13th month, named "Smarge".
. April 2nd, 2012: Wall Street falls. The United States dollar looses it's value. Pound Sterling dissapears. The Malevolent rises as the strongest currency in the world.
. April 15th, 2012: Hans Molleman is appointed ambassador to the empire in the United States of America.
. June 6th, 2012: B.U.M.! (Barnacle United Militia) starts a civil war against the tyrannical empire.
. June 12th, 2012: B.U.M.! is defeated. Slavery becomes legal in the Holy Bikini Bottoman Empire.
. August 25th, 2012: A giant wall is built in the Caribbean sea to stop illegal inmigration from Cuba and Haiti to Bikini Bottom.
. December 12th, 2012: An Ultimatum is sent to UN, NATO and the EU. everyone must surrender to the holy will of the Bikini Bottoman empire.
. December 13th, 2012: After hours of negotiations, war is declared upon every nation of the world. Bikini Bottom allies with Atlantis and Avalon, thus forming "The FANTASTIC Axis of Super Villians"
. December 15th, 2012: After hours of cruent war (via msn) the war is lost and the Bikini Bottoman empire is dissoluted.
. December 24th, 2012: Fuehrer A and Fuehrer B are judged in an international court under the charge of "Crimes against humanity". Both are declared innocent
"We wanted to hang the bastards. All the world looked forward to see their executions like Saddam Hussein's. But we were unable to detect any crimes commited against civil population. As a matter of fact, we were never able to determine wether there is any civil population in the Bottoman Empire..."
Condolezza Rice.
. Smarge 25th, 2012: Fuehrer A and Fuehrer B seize the Bottoman throne for a second time in a de facto government.
. Smarge 42t, 2012: After a miracolous economic reanimation, The Bikini Bottoman empire is again founded, thus leading world into a second age of darkness and beligerance.

Hail the Bottoman Empire!!!